Sherlock Chatroom (x Reader) - 4

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Sherlock: Hello, John, Mary, Mycroft, (y/n), Graham.

John: ...Graham?

Lestrade: It's not Graham, how hard is it to remember my name?!

Mycroft: Sorry, George, my brother is an idiot.

Lestrade: IT'S GREG, DAMMIT!

Mycroft: Oh.

Moriarty has logged on.

Sherlock: Okay, who invited HIM?!

(y/n): I did.

John: WHY?!

(y/n): He's interesting.

Lestrade: He's a criminal mastermind!

(y/n): Like I said - interesting.

John: *facepalm*

(y/n): Plus we both love The Lion King.

Moriarty: Hakuna Matata!

(y/n): *fist bump*

Moriarty: *returns fist bump*

John: What the heck...?

(y/n): Jim do you want some tea?

Moriarty: Sure

(y/n): Here

Moriarty: thanks!

John: Wait - IS HE AT YOUR FLAT?!

(y/n): Maybe... why?

John: HE'S A CRIMINAL! MAKE HIM LEAVE!

(y/n): I can make my own decisions!

John: Not when I'm your older brother, you can't! Now make him leave!

Moriarty: ansnjsansmsk

Sherlock: (y/n) did you kill him

(y/n): No, I just gave him some tea. I don't know what's wrong with him!

Mycroft: He's at your flat - may I point out how incredibly stupid that is?

(y/n): No.

Moriarty: I LOVE PINK FLUFFILY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

Moriarty: (YYYY/NNNN)

Moriarty: CAN I BE A UNICORN

(y/n): Yeah, okay maybe.

Moriarty: I WANNA BE A UNICORN!!! SANTA CAN I BE A UNICORN????

(y/n): I'm filming this.

(y/n) has posted a video.

Mycroft: I take it back, this is brilliant.

John: LOL

Sherlock:

Lestrade: hahahaha

(y/n): hehehsksaksn hehe

Sherlock: Oh shit.

John: MORIARTY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SISTER?!

Moriarty: I just gave herr soime teaaaa

Moriarty: its real good tea hehe kdlk

(y/n): HAKUNA MATATA NOWORRIES

Lestrade: Great, now she's wasted too.

Mycroft: Someone is knocking on my door.

(y/n): hi my!!

Mycroft: (y/n), what are you doing he--

Mycroft: mmmpphhhh

Sherlock: What's going on?

Mycroft: GET HER OFFOF ME MPHPHM

Lestrade: I'm going over there.

John: MYCROFT I WILL KILL YOU

Mycroft: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?MHPDSHP

John: Because my sister is kissing you!

Lestrade: Okay, I just got he--

Lestrade: Oh my god.

Lestrade has posted a picture.

John: SHERLOCK WHERE IS MY GUN

(y/n): oh hi greggy!!

Mycroft: Finally! She stopped!

Lestrade: Oh shi--mpgpdndjndh

John: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

Sherlock: Okay, let me fix this. I'm going over.

Sherlock: Okay, I'm here--

Sherlock: Dear God, Lestrade! She's snogging your face off!

John: WHAT?!?!

Sherlock: Yeah, she'--mphpshsm

Sherlock: GET OFF OF ME MPHKFOPH

(y/n): mpfjsjdbfjddh

Sherlock: She fell asleep.

John: Sherlock? Mycroft? Lestrade?

Lestrade: Yes?

John: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!

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Lestrade: I'm scared

Mrs. Hudson has logged on.

Mrs. Hudson: John just ran out of the flat with a rifle. What's going on?

Sherlock: OH SHIT HE'S GOT A RIFLE

Mycroft: RUN!

Lestrade: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

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Anderson: Mwahahaha

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