Sherlock Chatroom (x Reader) - 1

(y/n) has logged on.

(y/n) has started a chatroom.

John has logged on.

Sherlock has logged on.

Lestrade has logged on.

(y/n): Hey guys!

John: Hi (y/n)!

Lestrade: Hey!

Sherlock: Hello.

Mycroft has logged on.

Sherlock: Okay, who invited him?

Mycroft: Thanks.

(y/n): I did. He's nice.

Mary has logged on.

Mary: Hello everyone!

(y/n): Hi!

Sherlock: Okay, now that you're here, Mary, I want to discuss something with you and John.

John: What's that?

Sherlock: Sherlock is a girl's name.

John: Sherlock, we are not naming our daughter after you!

Sherlock: But-

John: And no, your name is not a girl's name!

Sherlock: ...but it could be.

John: *facepalm*

Moriarty has logged on.

Sherlock: 0_0

Mycroft: 0_0

John: 0_0

Mary: 0_0

Lestrade: 0_0

Moriarty: Hello, Sherlock.

Sherlock: (y/n), did you invite him?!

(y/n): What?! No! I didn't even know he was alive!

John: ...how exactly are you alive?

Moriarty: I have my ways.

John: Care to be more specific?

Moriarty: Hmm... no.

Moriarty has logged off.

Sherlock: ...What the hell...?

(y/n): Yeah, pretty much.

Anderson has logged on.

Anderson: Okay, who keeps on emailing me gay porn?!

(y/n): Sherlock

Sherlock: (y/n)

John: LOL

Mycroft: That is actually funny.

Lestrade: hahaha lol

Anderson: Lestrade, make them stop!

Lestrade: No, I'm actually going to help them.

(y/n): Join us!

Anderson: AUGH MY EYES ARE BURNING

John: LOL

Mary: lol

Mycroft:

Anderson: STOP IT PLEASE

(y/n): Mwahahahaha!

Sherlock: > : )

Molly has logged on.

Molly: Sherlock, I got a call from Anderson - stop emailing him gay porn!

Sherlock: But-

Molly: No buts. Stop it.

Sherlock: ...fine.

John: *cough* whipped *cough*

Sherlock: Shut up John!

Anderson: OKAY (Y/N) I KNOW IT'S YOU EMAILING ME NOW STOP IT

(y/n): NEVER!!

John: You are an evil person.

(y/n): I know.

Mycroft: I'm curious - why did you start this chatroom in the first place?

(y/n): Sherlock kept texting me from the other room complaining about how bored he was.

Mycroft: Yeah, he would do that.

Sherlock: Hey!

(y/n): What?! It's true.

Lestrade: Hey, there's been a suicide over on Central Avenue.

Sherlock: FINALLY! ANOTHER CASE!

Sherlock has logged off.

John: Okay, okay, I'm coming.

John has logged off.

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