Avengers Chatroom - 11 (Avengers x Hyper!Reader)

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Steve: Guys, I think there's something wrong with (y/n)...

Bruce: Why do you say that?

(y/n) has logged on.

(y/n): I LOVE WHEELIE CHAIRS

(y/n): THEYRE SO FUN

(y/n): WHEEEEEEE OHLOOKIT A SQUIRREL

Tony: the hell...?

Steve: See what I mean?

(y/n): I wuv squirrels

Thor: WHAT IS WRONG WITH (Y/N)?

(y/n): OH MY GOD THOR! WHY WON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! TURN. OFF. YOUR. CAPS. LOCK!

Thor: ...

Loki: Oh my gosh, you were able to shut him up!

Loki: You have got to teach me how to do that.

Bruce: But you still haven't answered the question. What happened?

Steve: I don't know! I just made her some coffee--

Natasha: Wait a second. You made her coffee?!

Steve: Yeah, she said she wanted some, so--

Clint: THAT IS AGAINST EVERYTHING SHEILD STANDS FOR!

Natasha: Bit dramatic, Clint.

Clint: sorry

Natasha: But seriously, we're never supposed to give her coffee. It's even in the SHEILD handbook!

Steve: What?! No it's not.

Natasha: Page 374, Protocol 89.14.2: Never, under any circumstance, give Agent (y/l/n) coffee or any other form of caffeine. It gives her a side effect of acting like a complete idiot.

Steve: Wow. It actually is.

Tony: Well now what?

Bruce: I think we have to take care of her.

(y/n): GUYS

(y/n): GUYS IM SPINNING IN A WHEELIE CHAIR

(y/n): IM GETTING DIZZY

(y/n): my head hurts

(y/n): WHY IS THE WORLD SPINNING

(y/n): AM I DYING

(y/n): I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOME SORT OF DISEASE

Tony: WHAT?! NO!! It'll be like taking care of a drunk person!

(y/n): DO I HAVE EBOLA?! (A/N: But remember that Ebola is actually very serious, so don't joke about it )

Bruce: ...which is exactly what we have to do whenever you have that vodka on the top shelf of the kitchen.

Tony: Hey, that vodka is rare and expensive.

Clint: How long til she starts acting like a normal person again?

Bruce: Around one or two hours.

*loading, too many messages sent at once*

Clint: ugh

Tony: nonononono

Natasha: really?!

Loki: that sounds like hell

Bruce: Come on, guys! We just need to keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid.

Tony: Ugh, fine.

~ About 10 minutes later... ~

(y/n): LOKI LOL YOU REMIND ME OF RUDOLPH

(y/n): A RUDOLPH THAT KILLS INNOCENT PEOPLE

Loki: I'm in hell.

Tony: lol! Are you kidding?! This is hilarious!

Loki: Really, Stark? She's clinging to my legs right now and crying about someone named Rudolph

(y/n): RUDOLPH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A MURDERER

Bruce:

Tony: LOL

Clint: hahahahaha

Loki: This isn't funny! Stop laughing!

(y/n): GREAT JOB RUDOLPH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP GIVE PRESENTS TO PEOPLE! NOT MURDER THEM!

Tony: BWAHAHAHAHA

Clint: LOL

Bruce: hahahaha

Loki: I hate my life.

~ Another 10 minutes later ~

(y/n): GUYS LOOK IM DOING SCIENCE

Bruce: (y/n), what are you--- OH MY GOSH! THAT'S A PLASMA BEAM CONVERTER! PUT THAT DOWN!

(y/n): NO

Bruce: (y/n), that thing is very expensive and VERY dangerous. Put it down.

(y/n): NO! MWAHAHAHAHA

Bruce: Dammit (y/n)! Give it back!

(y/n): HAHAHAHAHA

Steve: How do we always get into this situation?

Natasha: I'm just as confused as you are.

~ Yet another 10 minutes later... ~

Bruce: Okay, who's keeping an eye on her now?

Natasha: Not me.

Clint: Or me.

Steve: No.

Loki: Nope.

Thor: Not me, either.

Bruce: Tony?

Tony: What?

Bruce: Where's (y/n)?

Tony: I don't know.

Bruce: TONY!

Tony: WHAT?! I thought you were keeping an eye on her!

(y/n): GUYS! LOOK!

Bruce: What the heck...?

Loki: Uhh....

Tony: What the hell is that?!

(y/n): I'M ALL OF THE AVENGERS IN ONE! I'M CAPTAIN HAWK-WIDOW-THOR-IRON-LOKI!

Steve: (y/n) why do you have my shield?

Thor: (y/n), that's my cape!

Tony: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY HELMET?!

Clint: Put my bow and arrow down!

Loki: (Y/N)

(y/n): Yeah Loki?

Loki: Put my scepter down.

Loki: Now.

(y/n): Hmmm... no.

Loki: (y/n)...

(y/n): If you want it, you'll have to come get it!

(y/n): TRY TO CATCH ME, ICE MAN!

Loki: Oh, you little---

(y/n): MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Loki: GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW

(y/n): NEVER

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Director Fury: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!

Tony: FURY IS ON THE CHATROOM! EVACUATE! EVACUATE!

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Director Fury: Ugh, why do I even try anymore

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